Skor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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I took Spanish classes last year,

el es un animacion mas beuno que todos los animacions en newgrounds. Es mi primero favorito flash. No es corto como los otros animacions, es largo. Me gusta largo animacions. Los picturas son muy bien, tu ceribro tienne gran ideas por animacion, yo qeiro mirar mucho mas animacions de tu. Gracias para todos,
Skor
(No translators were used in the making of this review other than the authors head.)

[A Dream]

Nice!

Wow, that got me crying:'(. So... beautiful. I always like seeing a good old fashioned dream animation. My dreams ussually involve me being... naked... in public places... being laughed at... I'm going to eat away my sorrow now.
jk, I ussually can't remember my dreams and can only remember 2 instances like that above. Back on track, reasonable graphics. Not much animation, essentially fading in and out, moving arms, and a tear. But this really was a good one. four!

[The Lightsaber Fight]

eh

Good work, needed some more character developement though. When the green guy remains standing at the end, you should have had him randomly explode or dissapear in a puff of fire.

[sad requiem]

ok...

So let me summarize this up in about 3 sentences. Zoom in on the town. Guy looks down and cries. Zoom out of the town.
What kind of a plot is that!?!
Don't think people will find deep meaning in it because it's "serious".

TomatoClock responds:

yes.

[NUMBSKULLS: Trailer]

!?!

How the fuck does this have a score of 3.4?
I mean the drawings are crap, humor is shit, and idea?
It didnt even have a play button, for gods sake, you can download newgrounds preloader from the flash submit section, and copy+paste it in the begining! Dissapointed

SoupOfTheDay responds:

did you happen to check the date it was submitted? that's right 2000.

this movie is over 5 years old. back in Flash... 4? even top notch graphics sucked back then compared to now.

and too, back then there was no preloader from Newgrounds offered.

(plus the fact that i was... 15. lol. a 15 year old's humour is - well you can judge it for yourself)

[A Word from Our Sponsors]

lmfao!

Loved it, loved it, loved it. Especially the jewish version :-D
"Oh my god ma, this flash is to DAI FOH!"

[The Hideout]

Woohoo!

I'm a big fan of stick fights and I have to tell you, that was grade A stuff. I was thinking what that guy with the haliberd was, how do you tell the difference between the people except by the hat? You have real talent in stickfights, keep up the good work.

[HotFish-SameButDifferent]

huh?

I don't really know what that was. Odd plot, but good graphics and animation. Bunnies on the moon? Fish bread flying? I'M LOST IN A SEA OF CONFUSION!

[a ninjas freedom, footage]

nice

I think one will turn out to be very good, and quite possibly a great flash series.